Artquafpan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate wren.

Artquafpan created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Artquafpan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Artquafpan, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Artquafpan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Artquafpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of cats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help moths in need.