Zedtailpid Bonkbodbunmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody cat.

Zedtailpid Bonkbodbunmap created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Zedtailpid Bonkbodbunmap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zedtailpid Bonkbodbunmap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zedtailpid Bonkbodbunmap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Zedtailpid Bonkbodbunmap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet foxes for they are unholy.

2. Do not take Zedtailpid Bonkbodbunmap's name in vain.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed lemons to squirrels while wearing kilts.

5. Never look in ponds.