Popflowdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable turtle.

Popflowdoss created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Popflowdoss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Popflowdoss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Popflowdoss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Popflowdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.