Rillyartyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable gerbil.

Rillyartyatt created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rillyartyatt, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rillyartyatt, he will turn you into a rat.

Rillyartyatt's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rillyartyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.