Naksawhit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced goat.

Naksawhit created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Naksawhit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Naksawhit, he will destroy your home solar system.

Naksawhit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Naksawhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing kilts.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never wear dresses.