Likbagrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless lobster.

Likbagrul created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbagrul, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Likbagrul, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Likbagrul's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Likbagrul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six horses approach from the east.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likbagrul.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.