Karpindav is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured porpoise.

Karpindav created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Karpindav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Karpindav, she will turn you into a duck.

Karpindav's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Karpindav's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Worship no other gods but Karpindav.

4. Never wear green dresses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.