Vedxuckcip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy dryad.

Vedxuckcip created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedxuckcip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vedxuckcip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vedxuckcip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vedxuckcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Retreat if four cats approach from the west.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.