Xucyikvoltun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil hare.

Xucyikvoltun created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucyikvoltun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xucyikvoltun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xucyikvoltun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Xucyikvoltun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Xucyikvoltun.

3. You must love Xucyikvoltun.

4. Xucyikvoltun loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.