Armmatgar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring snake.

Armmatgar created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Armmatgar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armmatgar, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Armmatgar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Armmatgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Worship no other gods but Armmatgar.