Megwitwat Kabflisflat Fatcepjip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, self-assured ferret.

Megwitwat Kabflisflat Fatcepjip created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megwitwat Kabflisflat Fatcepjip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megwitwat Kabflisflat Fatcepjip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Megwitwat Kabflisflat Fatcepjip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Megwitwat Kabflisflat Fatcepjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near voles while wearing turquoise coats.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to nematodes while wearing brown shorts.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.