Dimzagarp is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable naga.

Dimzagarp created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimzagarp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dimzagarp, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dimzagarp's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dimzagarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to moths while wearing indigo rings.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.