Febbuttun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Febbuttun created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbuttun, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febbuttun, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Febbuttun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Febbuttun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Febbuttun.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed lots of bread to bats while wearing brown kilts.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.