Gepflagdib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, almighty dugong.

Gepflagdib created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepflagdib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepflagdib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gepflagdib's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gepflagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gepflagdib.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Gepflagdib on top of important buildings.