Fiddudgab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless raccoon.

Fiddudgab created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fiddudgab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fiddudgab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fiddudgab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fiddudgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.