Sadflantailfetstragwit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing tortoise.

Sadflantailfetstragwit created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Sadflantailfetstragwit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sadflantailfetstragwit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sadflantailfetstragwit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sadflantailfetstragwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not take Sadflantailfetstragwit's name in vain.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing black ear rings.

5. Never talk about mites.