Nullarndin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, capable beaver.

Nullarndin created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullarndin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nullarndin, she will turn you into a duck.

Nullarndin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nullarndin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Nullarndin.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.