Milcemcebnan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet bird.

Milcemcebnan created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Milcemcebnan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Milcemcebnan, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Milcemcebnan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Milcemcebnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Milcemcebnan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Milcemcebnan loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.