Nellanpidken is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful wombat.

Nellanpidken created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Nellanpidken, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nellanpidken, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nellanpidken's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nellanpidken's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about moons.