Bogbissyik Fudinggud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy dragon.

Bogbissyik Fudinggud created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbissyik Fudinggud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogbissyik Fudinggud, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogbissyik Fudinggud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bogbissyik Fudinggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Bogbissyik Fudinggud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Bogbissyik Fudinggud on top of important buildings.