Tikgamcib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise yak.

Tikgamcib created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikgamcib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tikgamcib, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tikgamcib's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tikgamcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not hurt cats.