Jabsandtom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, loving grasshopper.

Jabsandtom created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabsandtom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jabsandtom, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Jabsandtom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jabsandtom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five doves approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Jabsandtom loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always obey Jabsandtom's priests.

5. Retreat if seven moths approach from the south.