Natlapfatdub Cebbifhud Dinlencep is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful sheep.

Natlapfatdub Cebbifhud Dinlencep created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natlapfatdub Cebbifhud Dinlencep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natlapfatdub Cebbifhud Dinlencep, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Natlapfatdub Cebbifhud Dinlencep's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Natlapfatdub Cebbifhud Dinlencep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not take Natlapfatdub Cebbifhud Dinlencep's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Natlapfatdub Cebbifhud Dinlencep on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat carrots.