Watrulpit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless shark.

Watrulpit created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watrulpit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Watrulpit, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Watrulpit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Watrulpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Never hurt voles.
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