Yikcubflag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic toad.

Yikcubflag created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcubflag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikcubflag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yikcubflag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yikcubflag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away if five dogs approach from the north.

3. Hide from fawn whales for they are unholy.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yikcubflag on top of all buildings.