Wapnegkam Fossapp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud naga.

Wapnegkam Fossapp created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapnegkam Fossapp, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wapnegkam Fossapp, he will make you grow a tail.

Wapnegkam Fossapp's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wapnegkam Fossapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wapnegkam Fossapp.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear yellow hats.