Nibbedyak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet frog.

Nibbedyak created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbedyak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibbedyak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nibbedyak's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nibbedyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white scarves.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing cyan shorts and balancing four nickel spheres on your head.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry otters.