Gebhamfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unjust butterfly.

Gebhamfarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebhamfarn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gebhamfarn, he will torture you forever.

Gebhamfarn's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gebhamfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Gebhamfarn on top of important buildings.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never wear violet tights.