Afgovgup is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witty penguin.

Afgovgup created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgovgup, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afgovgup, she will turn you into a mole.

Afgovgup's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Afgovgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt great tits.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Hide if seven dogs approach from the east.

5. Do not shave your arms.