Kanbidneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humane armadillo.

Kanbidneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbidneg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kanbidneg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kanbidneg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kanbidneg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kanbidneg four times a day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never eat cucumbers.