Pogsagnart is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered giraffe.

Pogsagnart created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogsagnart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pogsagnart, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pogsagnart's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pogsagnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Do not bounce in public.