Spagfubtaf Basswabtonk Bafponyak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, able owl.

Spagfubtaf Basswabtonk Bafponyak created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagfubtaf Basswabtonk Bafponyak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Spagfubtaf Basswabtonk Bafponyak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Spagfubtaf Basswabtonk Bafponyak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Spagfubtaf Basswabtonk Bafponyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never laugh near dolphins.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shave your neck.