Jablaprap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless penguin.

Jablaprap created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jablaprap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jablaprap, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Jablaprap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jablaprap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Jablaprap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. Do not hurt sheep.