Wegtifrigbepmutortgonlap Podmiggess is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, wise penguin.

Wegtifrigbepmutortgonlap Podmiggess created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wegtifrigbepmutortgonlap Podmiggess, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegtifrigbepmutortgonlap Podmiggess, he will not care.

Wegtifrigbepmutortgonlap Podmiggess' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wegtifrigbepmutortgonlap Podmiggess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.