Litmifafgetyamtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, stupid penguin.

Litmifafgetyamtarp created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litmifafgetyamtarp, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litmifafgetyamtarp, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Litmifafgetyamtarp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Litmifafgetyamtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Litmifafgetyamtarp on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.