Liknarlhin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, calm elephant.

Liknarlhin created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Liknarlhin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Liknarlhin, he will not care.

Liknarlhin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Liknarlhin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Liknarlhin.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Never wear tights.