Yatdabpod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty human.

Yatdabpod created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatdabpod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yatdabpod, he will turn you into a slug.

Yatdabpod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yatdabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing white hats.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Never wear red ear rings.

4. You must pray to Yatdabpod six times a day.

5. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.