Yarlrapyimhen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy snake.

Yarlrapyimhen created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlrapyimhen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarlrapyimhen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yarlrapyimhen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yarlrapyimhen's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never bounce near birds.

3. You must love Yarlrapyimhen.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.