Latgedsit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring grasshopper.

Latgedsit created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Latgedsit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latgedsit, he will turn you into a rat.

Latgedsit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Latgedsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Latgedsit on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must pray to Latgedsit nine times a day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.