Banlegdam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish dolphin.

Banlegdam created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlegdam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Banlegdam, she will remove you from existence.

Banlegdam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Banlegdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Put Banlegdam first in all things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.