Febhabstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident unicorn.

Febhabstaf created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Febhabstaf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febhabstaf, he will send you a sign.

Febhabstaf's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Febhabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing indigo dresses and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.