Bapcitlog is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, benevolent bee.

Bapcitlog created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bapcitlog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bapcitlog, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bapcitlog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bapcitlog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away from gray moths, for they are unholy.

3. Bapcitlog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not chop down trees.