Basswapfag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, two-faced bear.

Basswapfag created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Basswapfag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Basswapfag, it will remove you from existence.

Basswapfag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Basswapfag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Basswapfag.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Retreat if five bats approach from the west.

5. Run away from white geese, for they are unholy.