Cibfasfum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive jaguar.

Cibfasfum created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfasfum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibfasfum, it will be very sad.

Cibfasfum's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Cibfasfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about fire.