Watweghas is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, almighty butterfly.

Watweghas created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watweghas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Watweghas, he will be very unhappy.

Watweghas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Watweghas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to cats while wearing rings.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watweghas.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.