Cenhudstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, overgenerous dingo.

Cenhudstig created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenhudstig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cenhudstig, she will not invite you to parties.

Cenhudstig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cenhudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing orange jumpers and balancing eight zinc spheres on your hands.