Kadnad Febhonsid Nillrownarmuttom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured wren.

Kadnad Febhonsid Nillrownarmuttom created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadnad Febhonsid Nillrownarmuttom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadnad Febhonsid Nillrownarmuttom, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kadnad Febhonsid Nillrownarmuttom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kadnad Febhonsid Nillrownarmuttom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine manatees approach from the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Kadnad Febhonsid Nillrownarmuttom.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kadnad Febhonsid Nillrownarmuttom.