Xenlarggig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong penguin.

Xenlarggig created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenlarggig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xenlarggig, she will be very sad.

Xenlarggig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Xenlarggig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always obey Xenlarggig's priests.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.