Timtifrull is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty owl.

Timtifrull created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timtifrull, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Timtifrull, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Timtifrull's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Timtifrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.