Jad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, able tapir.

Jad created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about gravity near nematodes while wearing mauve skirts and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.