Litbag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witless salamander.

Litbag created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Litbag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Litbag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Litbag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Litbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve boots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Litbag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near horses while wearing gray dresses and balancing four silver spheres on your face.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.