Metsitpopnad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful goose.

Metsitpopnad created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metsitpopnad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Metsitpopnad, he will come to you in dreams.

Metsitpopnad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Metsitpopnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to whales while wearing trousers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.