Vogfarbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing dove.

Vogfarbonk created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogfarbonk, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vogfarbonk, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vogfarbonk's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vogfarbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.